Good Is The New Bad – Film Reviews And More

Craptallica has just released their most craptacular album to date. Metallica has been dead for years. Sometime after their late 80′s epic …And Justice For All, the members of Metallica took their epic metal noodlings out behind the woodshed and shot them dead. Then they came back into the studio, and wrote an album of [...]

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From our friends over at Trailer Trash, this is perhaps the best review of an M. Night Shyamalan movie trailer: “The first stage is loss of speech. The second stage is physical disorientation. The third stage is fatal. These are the symptoms of watching this trailer. The Happening is M. Night Sham-alan’s newest descent into [...]

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Conspiracy stories are the post-modern era’s religion. The powers that shape, control, and run the world are so distant that one can’t help but ask “what if”? Ancient man told fireside tales of gods chasing the sun across the sky. Modern man tells tales of grassy knolls, rigged elections, and government conspiracies that suppress the [...]

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Unquestionably, the best part of Smokin’ Aces is the closing credits. They are done up in a perfect faux-70’s psychedelic style, and more importantly, because it means that this leaden, incoherent mess is finally over. Ostensibly, it’s the story of Buddy “Aces” Israel, and the teams of hitmen sent to exterminate him. Get it? His [...]

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